Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Snowplows.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated snowplows.
Dr. Evil: Are they driven by ill tempered and careless public employees?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
(Via Weekend Pundit.)
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