I Don't Think I Have That Excuse

Jeff Maurer accepts an article contribution from President Donald J. Trump, who confesses: Tylenol Is Why I’m Like This.

“Don’t take Tylenol.” I said that at my press conference. RFK Junior was there, he’s doing a great job, and he’ll tell you: This is bad stuff, this Tylenol. There are studies — millions of them, some of the most…best, greatest studies anyone’s ever ever seen — showing there are problems. Mothers take these things, and their kids — yikes! You do not want to see these kids.

The doctors and scientists…the so-called experts…promoted by the failing New York Times, and other places that are full of lies, full of lies and hatred for Trump, are telling you this stuff is fine. “There are scientists,” they say, “other scientists than the first scientists, and they don’t agree that Tylenol is bad — ‘take it by the handful!’” they say. But it’s bad, very bad. “How do you know?” they say. Well here’s how I know: Tylenol made me like this.

When I was born, they’d give pregnant women anything. “Here, have some cigarettes,” they’d say, “Enjoy your flipper baby” — do you remember the flipper babies? They were on TV, with the arms — they play ping-pong with their feet, it’s incredible — but they’ve got arms like little chicken wings, very sad. And my mother — she always had a big thing of Tylenol, it was like a mayonnaise jar — big thing of Tylenol in the cabinet. And now I’m like this, and you’re telling me that’s a coincidence? No. No coincidence. No way.

I'm not sure about the article's authenticity. There's no Random Capitalization, and it doesn't end with "Thank You for Your Attention to This Matter!" But otherwise, it kinda sounds like him.

Also of note:

  • Just a reminder that we dodged a bullet last year. Billy Binion notes that, in her just-released campaign post-mortem: Kamala Harris slams Trump for 'fentanyl dealer Ross Ulbricht' pardon.

    I confess I haven't read 107 Days, Kamala Harris' new memoir about her short-lived presidential campaign, cover to cover. But I did read at least one sentence, and it was a doozy.

    "The Justice Department is going after Trump's enemies list," the former vice president writes, "while Trump supporters have been pardoned and released: January 6 rioters who attacked police, the fentanyl dealer Ross Ulbricht, numerous tax cheats."

    Ah, Ross Ulbricht, the fentanyl dealer who was not convicted of actually dealing fentanyl—or any drug—himself.

    Ulbricht was sentenced to life in prison for his role in operating the Silk Road, an online marketplace where people could buy and sell illicit drugs. "By punishing Ulbricht as if he personally distributed narcotics, the government set a dangerous precedent for internet platforms and personal liability in the digital age," wrote Editor in Chief Katherine Mangu-Ward in the April issue of Reason. "Pressure to hold platform operators liable for everything from misinformation to sex work has grown in the past decade as Ulbricht and his supporters—especially those in the libertarian and cryptocurrency communities—fought for his freedom."

    It's one of the good things Trump has done. If only…

  • I heard you wondering: Can Trump fix the deficit by attacking the Federal Reserve? Well, Jessica Riedl has the answer for you, Bunkie: Trump Can’t Fix the Deficit by Attacking the Federal Reserve. (And, really, were you seriously wondering about that?)

    President Trump has declared war on the prized independence of the Federal Reserve in an attempt to essentially run monetary policy out of the White House. He has attempted—illegally and on dubious grounds— to fire Fed Gov. Lisa Cook, threatened to fire Chairman Jerome Powell, and installed a top White House economist into a key Federal Reserve position. This White House pressure surely drove the Fed’s decision to reduce rates by 0.25 points on September 17.

    Going to war against the Federal Reserve seems baseless when current interest rates—while above the anomalous 2010s levels—are not high by historical standards. Moreover, rates are not holding back the current economy, and they may even be too low to combat the recent inflation uptick. However, President Trump has offered an additional argument: Lower interest rates would reduce Washington’s interest on the national debt, “saving us $1 Trillion per year” in reduced budget deficits. This sacrificing of Federal Reserve independence to help the Treasury sell cheaper debt is known to economists as “fiscal dominance.”

    Setting aside legitimate concerns over central bank independence and the illegal firing of Fed officials, would fiscal dominance really provide substantial budget deficit savings? The clear answer is no.

    Jessica points out that it's the buyers of US government bonds that determine the interest Uncle Stupid has to pay to fund his past and present deficit spending. Trump must know this, right? I mean, … right?

  • Speaking of promulgators of bullshit… Samuel J. Abrams detects one at the helm: When the American Association of University Professors President Pretends There’s No Evidence, Academia Loses Credibility.

    The president of the American Association of University Professors (AAUP), Todd Wolfson, was recently asked a straightforward question by the Chronicle of Higher Education: Why are there so few conservatives in the professoriate? His response should trouble anyone who cares about the future of higher education. “It depends on the field,” Wolfson said, before adding, “I would love to see the data on that. If there is actually data, I’d really love to see it.”

    This wasn’t curiosity. It was evasion. The evidence Wolfson pretended not to know about has been gathered for decades, replicated across methodologies, and published in countless outlets. To act as though it may not exist is either willful ignorance or deliberate denial. In either case, it’s unacceptable for the leader of an organization whose very historic mission has been to safeguard academic freedom and integrity.

    My only gripe with Samuel's headline is that it seems to presume that adcademia has any credibility left to lose.

  • "Occasionally he stumbled over the truth but he always picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened." A quote often attributed to Churchill, and it's what comes to mind reading Art Carden's Daily Economy article: 'Abundance' of Contradiction: Progressives Discover Public Choice.

    Abundance by Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson is not a book for libertarians or conservatives, and I had to remind myself of that frequently. Its implied reader is a member of the left in good standing who parks a Subaru Outback or Toyota Prius with a fading “Biden/Harris” bumper sticker on it in front of a house with one of those “In This House We Believe” signs in the front yard. Abundance is a book for those for whom the important word in “public transportation” and “public education” is not “transportation” or “education,” but “public.” It is a message from people who love government to people who love government.

    And while it’s a pretty good message, on the whole, I read it with mixed feelings. I would have welcomed a much more full-throated defense of classical liberal institutions, but Klein and Thompson are progressive liberals, not classical liberals, and so I’m left to take what I can get. I therefore welcome their effort to put “market progressivism” on the political map. Could the left have picked a better book of the moment? Yes. Could they have done much worse? Also, yes.

    I still have my eye out for the Klein/Thompson book at the Portsmouth (NH) Public Library. I left my ideological comfort zone in my last library pick (see below), and felt I should read something less contentious. Maybe in a couple weeks…

Recently on the book blog:


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Capitalism and Its Critics

A History: From the Industrial Revolution to AI

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This fat tome was on the New Non-Fiction table at Portsmouth (NH) Public Library. I could tell it would be out of my ideological comfort zone, but I promised myself that I'd venture there every so often. It's very long, 518 pages of main text. And it turned out to be packed with dull-but-earnest prose with plenty of details in which I can't imagine anyone would be interested. [Page 240, picked at random, about the early USSR: "NKFin [the People's Commissariat of Finance] was headed by Grigory Sokolnikov, a veteran Bolshevik who had been an early associate of Nikolai Bukharin, a Marxist theorist who was a prominent party figure." If you made it to the end of that sentence without wishing you were doing something else, good for you.]

But I worked my way through it, admittedly in "looked at every page" mode at some points.

To be fair, the author, John Cassidy, demonstrates a wide range of meticulous research into economic and social history, spanning centuries, across the globe. Although his sympathies are clearly with capitalism's critics, his basic theme can't help but admit that various flavors of "capitalism" have been the dominant force pulling billions of people out of poverty in a historical eye-blink. (He doesn't do a lot of graphs, but he provides a "hockey stick" one early on that's simple but revealing.

The book cover lists many of the "critics" he discusses: William Bolts, the Luddites, Adam Smith, William Thompson, Anna Wheeler, Flora Tristan, Karl Marx, Thomas Carlyle, Friedrich Engels, Henry George, John Hobson, Thorstein Veblen, Rosa Luxemburg, Nikolai Kondratiev, Vladimir Lenin, Karl Polanyi, John Maynard Keynes, Michal Kalecki, Joan Robinson, J.C. Kumarappa, Eric Williams, Raul Frebisch, Milton Friedman, Nicholas Georgescu-Roegen, Silvia Frederici, Stuart Hall, Samir Amin, and Thomas Piketty.

You may have not heard of all those people.

So, you'll note: Cassidy discusses a few capitalist champions (Adam Smith and Milton Friedman) not just critics. (Hayek gets some discussion as well, mostly as an inspiration to Maggie Thatcher.)

That's not to say that Cassidy is even-handed. He refers (p. 392) to the "cult of [Milton] Friedman", and it's hard to avoid detecting a note of disparagement there. I didn't notice (for example) any reference to the "cult of Marx", and I think that's probably more apt.

Some of the "critics" launched movements that sputtered out pretty quickly. Chapter 24 is titled "Silvia Frederici and Wages for Housework". A movement "demanding payment from the government for domestic labor." Presumably this wouldn't involve periodic surprise inspections to ensure that dishes were being washed promptly, laundry carefully dried and folded, and mantels being diligently dusted.

Later in that chapter, "Italian leftist" Mariarosa Della Costa is quoted: "In the same way as women are robbed of the possibility of developing their creative capacity, they are robbed of their sexual life which has been transformed into a function for reproducing labour power. […] Either the vagina is primarily the passage to the reproduction of labour power sold as a commodity, the capitalist function of the uterus, or it is part of our natural powers, our social equipment."

It was the 70s, man.

I tend to be attuned to University of New Hampshire connections when reading. I found three: (1) Marxist Paul Sweezy gets an extended discussion, but not his SCOTUS case, Sweezy v. New Hampshire, which turned on his refusal to answer the NH Attorney General's questions about a lecture he gave at UNH in 1954. (2) UNH Econ prof Dennis Meadows gets some ink as one of the contributors to the predictions of ecological doom in the book The Limits to Growth. And (3) "wages-for-housework" activist Margaret Prescod gets a brief mention; for some reason I knew that she is the mother of UNH Physics prof Chanda Prescod-Weinstein.

So, even though there's lots of capitalism-criticism here, what shines through is a mutation of that old oft-mangled Churchill quote: capitalism is the worst economic system, except for all the others.


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