This is billed as a "prequel to Savages", Don Winslow's previous
novel about mellow California pot dealers, Ben and Chon, who run afoul of a Mexican
drug cartel. As I remember it would have been tough to make a
sequel to Savages. And, although I'm a Winslow fan,
I
didn't care for Savages
very much when I read it back in 2012. But… let's give this a try.
And I liked this one a lot. I'm not sure why, it has the same choppy
style ("short sentences in short paragraphs, unusual use of whitespace,
occasional passages are rendered in screenplay format"). It is an origin
tale, mostly set in 2005 as Ben and Chon get into business and
immediately run afoul of the Association, who would like to, um, acquire
their enterprise.
There are also flashbacks to decades previous. It doesn't become clear
why until near the end, but there's some real Ross Macdonald-style
reasons for it. There are a lot of characters, and it will behoove the
reader to keep them straight. Slight spoiler: people who have read
Winslow's oeuvre will be pleased to note a couple cameo
appearances from
other books.
Overall, it's a sobering tale of how the War on Drugs corrupts and
kills.
But conservatives and libertarians will want to read Chapter 35. It's
hilarious.
■ I envision that the Proverbian took a bathroom break while
composing
Chapter 24, and his mischievous cousin, Shecky snuck in, grabbed
the writing implement, and dashed off Proverbs
25:24:
24 Better to live on a corner of the roof
than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
When Trump issued his first executive order restricting entry into the country on January 27, he presented it as a temporary measure aimed at facilitating better screening procedures. "We will again be issuing visas to all countries once we are sure we have reviewed and implemented the most secure policies over the next 90 days," he said on Facebook. White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer likewise emphasized that the whole point was to "make sure that the people who are coming in are vetted properly." According to the order itself, the 90-day ban on travelers from seven Muslim-majority countries and the 120-day ban on refugees were supposed to give the administration time to "ensure that adequate standards are established to prevent infiltration by foreign terrorists or criminals." That was 137 days ago.
Why, it's almost as if the issue is whether Trump gets his way, instead of
making sure the bad hombres don't get in.
Getting control of illegal immigration is at the top of Donald
Trump’s to-do list, and, on the campaign trail, he vowed to end the
Obama administration’s “unconstitutional executive amnesty” on his
first day in office.
So why hasn’t he done it?
Why indeed?
■ You know, sometimes it seems Our Federal Government can't do
anything right. But, as Henry Miller points out in the WSJ,
it has successfully prevented an Attack
of the Killer Petunias.
Sometimes government regulators do things that are not merely
misguided but gratuitously stupid. A classic example came last
month, when the U.S. Department of Agriculture called for the
destruction of at least 13 varieties of petunias with striking hues.
These plants don’t pose any danger to health or the natural
environment. But because they were crafted with modern
genetic-engineering techniques, technically they’re in violation of
30-year-old government regulations.
I, for one, welcome our new flowery overlords.
■ David Henderson prefers calling it
Forcibly
Paid Parental Leave. And notes the damage to the languate
committed by those who say the US "has no policy on paid parental
leave."
Imagine that you and I are discussing what to do today. You strongly
want to go to the zoo. I strongly want not to. You say you have a
policy of going to the zoo. That makes sense. But does that mean I
don't have a policy on going to the zoo? Not at all. My policy is
not to go to the zoo.
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